My name is Steph. I'm a writer at an advertising agency in Chicago. I like bacon, navy blue and moving to new apartments annually. I am bilingual in English and sarcasm. I want to move to London. I want a German Shepherd. I have a lot of dreams and am impatient about achieving them.
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Pros & Cons of Eating With A Cold
CON: Because your nose is congested, you have to eat with your mouth open like a fucking horse so you can continue bringing oxygen into your body and not die in the middle of lunch.
PRO: You have no appetite. So instead of convincing myself I don’t want that cupcake chips platter of tacos, it is the one magical time my stomach shrugs instead of drooling like a kid on novacaine.
[Editor’s Note: The “kid” was 24-year-old-me in the middle of Lincoln Park.]
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