My name is Steph. I'm a writer at an advertising agency in Chicago. I like bacon, navy blue and moving to new apartments annually. I am bilingual in English and sarcasm. I want to move to London. I want a German Shepherd. I have a lot of dreams and am impatient about achieving them.
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There were two sisters, one called Petal and one called Fridge.
One day, Petal asks her parents, “Why did you call me Petal?”
And they replied, “Because when you were a baby, a petal fell on you.”
And then Fridge says, “Bllaaarrarararraraaarg.”
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