My name is Steph. I'm a writer at an advertising agency in Chicago. I like bacon, navy blue and moving to new apartments annually. I am bilingual in English and sarcasm. I want to move to London. I want a German Shepherd. I have a lot of dreams and am impatient about achieving them.
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Well, we think we're entertaining.
- Ali: Hunger Pangs
- Steph: That could be a new Suzanne Collins series in which people are starving to death.
- Ali: Hunger Lanes: fast food chains fall apart
- Steph: Hunger Planes: flight attendants run out of peanuts and the masses take over the aircraft
- Ali: Hunger Vain: pretty people stop eating and look at themselves in the mirror all day
- Steph: Hunger Cane: a starving old man wrings people's necks with his cane and steals their food
- Ali: Hunger Manes: horses take control of their own destiny, stampeding their owners and eating all the hay
- me: Hunger Wangs: a group of lonely penises travels to Amsterdam to find a brothel
- (At the same time)
- Steph: One of us is turning this into a post, right?
- Ali: (I hope you are documenting these for a blog post. You'll be better at writing this one up.)
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