My name is Steph. I'm a writer at an advertising agency in Chicago. I like bacon, navy blue and moving to new apartments annually. I am bilingual in English and sarcasm. I want to move to London. I want a German Shepherd. I have a lot of dreams and am impatient about achieving them.

17th February 2012

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Parenting at the Office

This little girl is still here and thankfully, someone else has been chosen to babysit her. They just had a Justin Bieber dance party. It gets better.

LITTLE GIRL: Can we listen to Kesha?

ACCOUNT GIRL: Are you allowed to listen to Kesha?

LITTLE GIRL: I don’t know, let me ask my dad.

[Silence.]

LITTLE GIRL: C’MON DAD, PLEEEEEEEEASE?

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  1. aliotakesonchicago said: Teach her how to dougie
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