My name is Steph. I'm a writer at an advertising agency in Chicago. I like bacon, navy blue and moving to new apartments annually. I am bilingual in English and sarcasm. I want to move to London. I want a German Shepherd. I have a lot of dreams and am impatient about achieving them.

17th February 2012

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Someone brought their kid to work to sell Girl Scout Cookies.

I’m nervously sitting in my office and praying she doesn’t stop by me. Because I have no idea how to talk to children.

Tagged: cyborgbabysitters club

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  1. aliotakesonchicago said: ORDER ME SOME DAMNIT. I can’t find those tots anywhere
  2. passtheranch posted this