My name is Steph. I'm a writer at an advertising agency in Chicago. I like bacon, navy blue and moving to new apartments annually. I am bilingual in English and sarcasm. I want to move to London. I want a German Shepherd. I have a lot of dreams and am impatient about achieving them.
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About tonight's all-girl dinner party
- Mr. Steph: So what are you making for tonight?
- Me: Chili and cornbread.
- Mr. Steph: [Hysterical laughter for six minutes]
- Me: What's so funny?
- Mr. Steph: I just thought you'd have finger sandwiches or something.
- Me: So what, because we're girls we're supposed to eat dainty food?
- Mr. Steph: No, I just didn't realize you were going ice fishing afterward.
- Me: Anyway, and then someone's bringing an appetizer.
- Mr. Steph: Pork rinds?
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