My name is Steph. I'm a writer at an advertising agency in Chicago. I like bacon, navy blue and moving to new apartments annually. I am bilingual in English and sarcasm. I want to move to London. I want a German Shepherd. I have a lot of dreams and am impatient about achieving them.
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Best Friends re: my (all girl) dinner party
- Ali: is anyone there going to be good at painting nails? i need a mani
- me: you're turning this into a real 7th grade slumber party
- Ali: help a sister out
- me: i mean, we all paint our own nails. you can't do your own?
- Ali: NO. are you kidding?
- me: are you?
- Ali: i can paint my left fine. you suck
- me: you lack the skills required to be a human
- Ali: you suck a fat hairy ball
- me: your ability to remain classy in all situations is why i'm friends with you
- Ali: your ability to stick a large rod of bark up your ass and still walk without a limp impresses me
- me: your mother must be proud
- Ali: your mom
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pinklife said:
i’m actually DYING at the convo between you and ali. you guys are hilar.
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While discussing my upcoming (all girl) dinner party: Ali:...At first I was appauled (ha...
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