April 2012
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Friday is for:
a) having lots of work to do but doing none of it,
b) spending the morning on the phone with doctor’s office, lab, and insurance providers, (#fuckyoustoptryingtotakeallmymoneyihavenone)
c) getting excited to leave work early and head to Champaign for our half marathon tomorrow morning! (Mostly excited to be rid of the guilt of not training, but that still counts, right?), or
d) all of the...
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“That’s me, Noble Wrobel.”
– My dad (who else?)
Using this until the end of time.
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“My biggest weapon towards apathy is curiosity. Let’s say there may be no point,...”
– Etsy Blog
Thursday things
Yesterday I learned Chicago is the biggest dogfighting AND dognapping city in the country. C’mon you guys. :(
This morning I received an email invitation to join the “North Suburban Flash Mob”. This is a group, not a onetime event. :)
Good morning!
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“You know what the difference is between a dream and a goal? A plan.”
– Jodi Picoult, Lone Wolf (via simply-quotes)
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Walking downtown yesterday, I overheard a man on the phone use all of the following in a span of 7 seconds:
“Bro”
“I’m a grown ass man”
“Threw me in jail”
Dear single friends, sorry I didn’t think to stop and ask for his number.
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WAIT. TACO BELL HAS TACOS WITH DORITOS SHELLS?!?
I hold ALL OF YOU personally responsible for not bringing this to my attention sooner.
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There’s nothing worse than walking into an elevator the Domino’s guy just walked out of.
Pangs of jealousy every time.
[Relevant choreographed video here]
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In which Matt argues Mickey Mouse is creepy while...
Matt: Imagine if Mickey just walked into the room right now. How creepy would that be?
Steph: ...I'd be creeped out if anyone walked into the room right now.
Matt: Okay. [Pause for thinking] But let's say you're just out in public and there's Mickey, standing and staring off into the distance. Then all of a sudden he turns and starts running at you as fast as he can.
Steph: How do you not think these things are generally alarming?
Matt: I would rather be charged by a random large man than by Mickey Mouse.
Modern-day Rambo, ladies and gents.
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I was watching Say Yes to the Dress with my best friend yesterday (moment to judge granted) and discovered they have a plus size edition to the show entitled:
:: wait for it ::
Say Yes to the Dress: Big Bliss.
The person who created this title should be fired. From life.
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“The scariest moment is always just before you start. After that, things can only...”
– Stephen King, On Writing
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"If you were in the Hunger Games, I think you'd...
- Jazz
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I don’t know, I think you could do worse for yourself than marrying Michael Clarke Duncan.
