- Matt: Mike and I are keeping track of all tacos/enchiladas/gorditas consumed. So far 20.
- Me: Between the three of you?
- Matt: No. Each.
- They've been in Mexico for 24 hours.
I didn’t want to say anything until everything was planned and booked, and now I can. GUESS WHAT? Matt and I are going to Peru at the end of August!
You know I don’t do mushy posts. Let me have this one.
Matt is in Mexico this week for a former client’s wedding and I just got this text from him:
“Also Donna’s [another former client] husband is convinced I’m in love just based on the way I look when I talk about you. Waa waa.”
when you order a Domino’s pizza with your BFF, wait for it for over an hour, and legitimately wonder if they’ve finally blacklisted you.
You guys, this morning for breakfast, I’m doing an oatmeal flavor combo.
One packet of Cinnamon Spice.
One packet of Chocolate Chip.
One packet of Strawberries & Cream.
You have every right to be jealous of my adventurous lifestyle.
Is this popular at your office? People saying, “I have a hard out at 4 today” instead of just saying, “Hey, I have to leave at 4 today”?
WHEN AND WHY DID THIS BECOME A THING?
You know how I’ve been complaining I get colds every 2-3 weeks this “winter”?
Pretty sure it’s actually allergies.
I’ve never had allergies before!
Did anyone else grow them [the official medical term] as an adult? So far I just randomly take Benadryl because they don’t bother me most days. Is that normal?
- Take my garbage out
- Semi-thaw a pound of bacon so I could freeze the pieces in smaller portions
- Make dinner at home
- Read for hours without doing a. damn. thing.
All that + a good night’s sleep. And now I feel refreshed. Heyo Thursday.
OH MY GOD.
LAUGHS FOR DAYS.
20 bucks she’s a long lost third cousin.
You guys are the best.
“Remember when you didn’t eat chips for a month and we gotused to you putting slightly less shit into us and then the 30 days were up and now you won’t stop and our response to this mania is to put you through hell until you stop cramming MSG into us like a child who ate too much cotton candy.”