January 2012
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Jan 6th
Jan 6th
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I'm not going to say I'm proud I just bit into a...
while waiting for my dinner (rice) to cook, but I’m also not going to deny it happened. And anyone who says emotional eating doesn’t make you feel a liiiittle bit better is a fucking liar.
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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Jan 5th
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WatchWatch
landscapelifescape: Troop of Gorillas visit a camp This is absolutely beautiful! This is f’ing AWESOME.
Jan 5th
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And in other news that makes me want to put a...
Apparently Alessandra Ambrosio was pregnant at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show this year. COME. ON.
Jan 4th
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And so, another lady my age has borne a child.
So far this afternoon, I discovered how to store half an avocado and that Justin Timberlake is engaged to Jessica Biel. Meanwhile, a friend from my sorority spent this afternoon giving birth. (Congrats to her and her husband!) She’s not the only one. Several high school and college acquaintances have both married and had children before the ripe old age of 25. Does anyone else still feel...
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
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“The anxiety of the flinch is almost always worse than the pain itself....”
–  The Flinch, Julien Smith
Jan 4th
I'm 2 for 2 with Pandora stations.
HIGHLY recommended: - “Closing Time” Semisonic station - “I Wanna Dance with Somebody” Whitney Houston station Get after it.
Jan 3rd
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Brag on yourself. Name 11 things you did in '11...
bendoeslife: I’ll go first. The chicken incident. Didn’t listen to an entire Nickelback song. Zero slices of pizza.  Flew 48 times. Called Jed and Pa tools on Fox News.  Moved away from Arkansas for the first time in 20 years. Second Ironman. Learned to enjoy hockey. Slept without a nightlight at least five or six times. Ignored approximately 85% of mean anonymous commenters. (going...
Jan 2nd
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Jan 2nd
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The following is a list of the programming I...
- Hoarding: Buried Alive - Hoarding: Buried Alive - Dr. G: Inside the Caylee Anthony Case - Hoarding: Buried Alive - All-American Muslim - Hoarding: Buried Alive We only changed the channel to avoid Sarah McLachlan’s animal abuse ads and Alyssa Milano’s starving children ads.
Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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518. Expect no sympathy for a hangover. And give...
Story of my life today.
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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