September 2011
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“Drinking when we are not thirsty and making love at all seasons, madam: that is...”
– Pierre Beaumarchais
Cheers to the weekend!
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Observation
Life is too short for long-distance relationships.
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It's okay if..
You work out SOLELY so you don’t have to stop halfway through the pint of Ben & Jerry’s.
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Things I'm scared of
Dying.
Failing.
Getting married.
Not getting married.
Having kids.
Not having kids.
Cats.
Other than that, I’ve got it all figured out.
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“we are in bed together
laughing
and we don’t care
about anything”
– Charles Bukowski (via loverofstories)
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Have we tried wax as a form of interrogation? I think we could get answers pretty quickly.
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Things I never realized mattered to me until they...
1. Ice maker
2. Sink disposal
3. Peeing with the bathroom door open once in a while. Just because I can.
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“Faster” - Matt Nathanson
New...
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There’s nothing worse than opening a pint of ice cream and realizing that Fat You ate 80% of it the first time you opened it.
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It's okay if..
You honestly believe your childhood blanket/stuffed animal/lucky sock makes you sleep better at night. As a 20-something.
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Would you rather date Ryan Gosling or Ryan... →
The ultimate Sophie’s Choice.
(Cue dramatic sigh.)
P.S. Reynolds.
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Boo
That’s what I call my little sister, Vicki. It would be hard to put into words how proud I am of her. But I’ll try.
Volleyball has been her life since she was eight years old. When she started playing, the youngest club team was 12’s, so she tried out (and made) one of their teams in spite of the fact she was two years short of double digits.
It served her well because she...
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“Creativity is just connecting things. When you ask creative people how they did...”
– Steve Jobs
(from Wired)
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Just a wittle guy
One of my favorite things to do for a quick laugh is think about grown adults as babies.
Jack Nicholson was once 8 pounds and unable to hold his head up.
Ask and you shall receive.
See you on November 3rd, Cancun!!
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You know you’re living life to the fullest when you look at your eyebrows in the mirror and realize it’ll take a weed wacker to get them back to the shape they used to be.
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Nerd alert
Nothing brings me back to my youth faster than reading a book in one day. It’s been forever, but I still remember bringing a backpack to the library as a kid because I literally couldn’t carry the number of books I was checking out. I’d get so wrapped up in someone else’s story that I would live and breathe that book for 6, 7, 8 hours until I had made it all the way...
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The worst kind of bad mood is the one that comes out of left field and for no reason. A funk you can’t shake, no problem to fix, no way of determining what will make it go away. Just minute after minute of sadness and knowing they could’ve – and should’ve – been better spent.
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It’s so easy to ask, “What if it doesn’t work?”
Why don’t we ever think, “What if it DOES.”
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If you can’t send racy texts while reading classic literature, you’re doing it wrong.
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“I’m using you as a co-chairman of Stripclub Night.”
– A text from my friend, Charlie
Ah yes, something every proud mother hopes is eventually said about her daughter.
(Doesn’t make me any less excited for my first experience.)
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“The world starts where your comfort zone ends.”
– http://www.bspcn.com/2011/08/29/what-ive-learned-on-this-earth/
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Sometimes you and your best friend pretend to be pregnant lesbians in order to avoid dancing with strange men at Hangge Uppe. (Stomach rubbing included.)
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