May 2011
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You Oughta Know
Here’s something else I don’t recommend:
Excitedly putting your new top 40 playlist on at SOMEONE ELSE’S party and an hour into it, realizing with extreme mortification that Alanis Morissette’s bra-burning, wrist-slitting ditty (which I happen to love, just not publicly) is playing over the speakers.
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Here are methods I don’t recommend implementing in order to get to work (from experience yesterday morning, after a work party the night before):
1- Wake up 20 minutes late and unable to put two thoughts together. The one thought you ARE able to have is that you’ve left your bag with all your worldly possessions (including your CTA pass) at the bar. Your coworker now has it in his...
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The Best Obnoxious Responses to Misspellings on... →
Needless to say, this is my favorite link this month.
It makes me happy that others have the balls to mock stupidity when I don’t.
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Anonymous asked: How many layers of clothes should I wear if it's 56 degrees outside? Gloves necessary?
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On keeping your mind fresh
Good exercise for staying creative:
“Every day I write down ideas. I write down so many ideas that it hurts my head to come up with one more. Then I try to write down five more. The other day I tried to write 100 alternatives kids can do other than go to college. I wrote down eight, which I wrote about here. I couldn’t come up with anymore. Then the next day I came up with another 40. It...
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Hormones are a tricky bitch.
Everyone that knows me knows emotion and feelings are not my strong suit.
My tendency to be ruled by logic makes me seem robotic at times.
Which is why the following scenario was extremely unexpected.
I ordered a Domino’s pizza a few days ago.
When it arrived, I went to the door and saw…
An old guy waiting to give me my pizza.
Silver wisps in his hair and all.
I walked back into...
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